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Hismith Premium Sex Machine Wire Controlled Love Machine with Dildo
Last Updated: December 10, 2019 (Refresh Now)
8.5
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Build Quality
40machine, legs, attachment, well made, spring
+85%
-15%
" ... The one that comes with it is nice material but very stiff ordered others and they are still good quality but softer. ... "
" ... The construction of the device is very solid. ... "
" ... The optional extension rod and spring attachment make the unit much more versatile. ... "
" ... especially the fact that all of the support bars and fittings are solid steel . ... "
" ... It's quiet and very powerful, the adjustable legs makes it really easy to use in many positions. ... "
" ... but it is good that way though, its very durable. ... I accidentally stripped the bolt myself, my own fault . ... "
" ... And the machine once assembled feels really solid. ... I would have liked a way to store the legs already assembled, since you need the hex key to assemble that, but that is a minor issue. ... "
" ... Customer service was great & I was sent two new metal clips within a week. ... "
Overall performance
24machine, quiet, smooth, higher speeds, speeds
+100%
" ... This is a very solidly built machine, works great ... "
" ... The third time we used it, he turned the speed up, got creative and WOW! ... "
" ... It generates plenty of torque and speed for its purpose though. ... "
" ... and hardly makes a peep or squeak whilst doing its job. ... Update: Gets the job done . ... "
" ... Which can be nice, good slow stroking and will stop if you kegel and cum, and start again when you relax. ... "
" ... the machine is amazingly quiet, you would never expect it to operate at the speeds it can and stay so quiet. ... good luck working up to full speed. ... "
" ... Highest speed is CRAZY. ... Not slow at all. ... At higher speeds in moves around because of speed. ... "
" ... Soft, but not too soft, and it feels great ramming you at full speed. ... "
Price
23worth every penny, money, worth the money, well worth, great machine
+96%
-4%
" ... From both of our perspectives as receiver and operator this was well worth the money! ... "
" ... I paid full price for it. ... "
" ... Because if you do, you'll miss out on the best product in this price range on the market. ... "
" ... Still a quality product for the price. ... "
" ... The price point initially scared me, but legit the toy is well built and havent had an issue yet with it. ... "
" ... This is a great machine for the money ... "
" ... Excellent price point too. ... "
" ... Worth every penny ... "
Ease of Use
19machine, put together, adjust, together, easy to put
+100%
" ... Easier to set up than my friends $1500 machine and works just as well . ... "
" ... Hismith is truly a versatile, easy to set up, easy to use, powerful machine and it is so good, I can honestly say I would purchase it for my widowed mother. ... "
" ... The option to change angles is beyond convenient. ... "
" ... The machine operated perfectly right out of the box after an easy setup. ... I like how easy it is to adjust the position of the thruster. ... "
" ... The setup wasn’t complicated at all. ... "
" ... Takes about 15 min to assemble -- super easy. ... "
" ... Its assembly is very easy. ... "
" ... When together super easy . ... "
Product Reliability
17issues, times, months, stopped, later
+76%
-24%
" ... I've had this machine for 3 days, I've enjoyed it multiple times the past 3 days. ... "
" ... good luck working up to full speed. ... "
" ... every three months. ... "
" ... Had it for 5 months and no issues ... "
" ... Not only did I get a reply within an hour, Niko was able to get it shipped to me within 2 days. ... "
" ... The first time we had no issues at all. ... "
" ... After 3 months everything is functioning like new and has her squirting like a fountain ... "
" ... We have owned this for a year and no problems ... "
For Fun
14much, use, think, lot, bought
+100%
" ... We found to be no less than extremely fun and effective. ... "
" ... Shipped to me on a work day, got it setup in a little bit, had some fun. ... I've always been interested in some fun, but never really wanted thrusting until now . ... It's worth the fun you'll be having later. ... "
" ... I bought it based on reviews of people having backdoor fun. ... "
" ... It was fun WHEN it worked. ... "
" ... Excited to have fun with each other more often using this. ... "
" ... This machine is so much fun it’s addictive! ... But it’s the fun that makes the price a non issue. ... "
" ... We have a sybian and so far think this is more fun to control on my wife. ... "
" ... had alot of fun with this! ... "
Size
14heavy, comes, size, bag, travel
+100%
" ... It's built well and its portability in its carrying case makes it an unbelievable purchase at this price. ... "
" ... The carrying case was a nice touch to make it easy to store. ... "
" ... Comes with a handy carrying case with room for a few accessories. ... "
" ... It's compact, adjustable and it works hard. ... "
" ... small and portable! ... "
" ... In my opinion it's the perfect size, nice girth and depth. ... "
" ... Has a nice storage bag. ... "
" ... Has a good heavy feel to it. ... "
Comfort
14prefer, hands free, discomfort, thrust, stroke
+79%
-21%
" ... I recommend this to anyone looking for a hands free experience. ... "
" ... I'm very impressed with how hands on this company is whenever there are any issues. ... "
" ... Piston stroke length easily adjustable and stays at set depth reliably(very important). ... "
" ... Recommend inserting the toy end first, finding a comfortable position, then adjusting the machine and attaching it. ... Trying to mount with the machine already attached can lead to discomfort. ... "
" ... I like how easy it is to adjust the position of the thruster. ... "
" ... Use your hand to slide it in, but during operating its completely hands-free (it has awesome torque). ... "
" ... Seems to be built well and ergonomically designed. ... "
" ... I would suggest investing in a softer attachment because the one that comes with it is a bit rigid and can cause soreness sooner than later. ... "
Fit
13machine, attachment, screwed, thrusting, spring
+54%
-46%
" ... Had to way it down with some pole weights I found that wrap around the base stand. ... "
" ... I need an adapter for the end so I can snap it on and then snap on the attachments. ... "
" ... It's as if there's missing threading in the little hole that connects to the tube attachment that holds the dildo. ... "
" ... For extra secure I would buy the suctions cups. ... "
" ... Very secure, built solid, I am a male, used male masterbater, beat my expectations!! ... "
" ... The metal bracket that holds the 2 metal stands together feels extremely . ... "
" ... Really helpful when your not sure where to 'start', so when turn on it won't break itself trying to move. ... you have to insert bolt and use provided L wrench to tighten the foot to the machine . ... I accidentally stripped the bolt myself, my own fault . ... Just be easy putting it together. ... "
Remote
11control, wireless, wired, push, model
+100%
" ... I had one small problem battery was dead and the remote control replaced it in this thing works great. ... "
" ... This model doesn't have remote control and you don't need it, cord it plenty long enough. ... "
" ... It was definitely a good idea to splurge for the one with the remote, god it makes it so much easier! ... "
" ... Remote is a great feature ... "
" ... came with a faulty remote but customer service shipped me a new one quickly ... "
" ... The remote really helps if you're using something like the extended tube and certain positions you don't want to reach around to a remote that's wired, either way you can use the remote or the wired remote during play. ... "
" ... The remote has enough length and the machine itself is super simple to put together. ... "
" ... But with the remote, you can stop at the push of a button, this definitely came in handy when things are a little too fast and furious. ... Affordable, sleek, remote control, and a carrying case to stick it all in. ... "
Sound Quality
10noise, noisy, noise level, silent, powerful
+100%
" ... It's also quiet (as far as the motor goes). ... "
" ... it's that quiet. ... "
" ... Awesome really quiet ... "
" ... the bars are heavy enough to support it on its own a little to heavy I would say the noise level is low enough that it is COMPLETELY covered up by music on lowisit's own and it came in a carrying bag in a box in a very large amazon box no embarrassing logo on the last box but it dose say the brand on the return address ... "
" ... It's super quiet, which was surprising because, by the looks of it, you would think of a loud piece of machinery. ... "
" ... Also wayyyyy quiet. ... "
" ... Very happy with the speed, noise level and flexibility of the machine. ... "
" ... Utterly silent and powerful. ... "
Marketplace
10responded, hismith, day, contacted, shipped
+80%
-20%
" ... I got a refund since the seller doesn’t allow returns but they sell below quality merchandise. ... Go with a different seller who has a good reputation. ... "
" ... Hismith sells lesser products on Amazon. ... "
" ... Product was as described. ... "
" ... Shipped discreetly to my P.O. ... "
" ... Hismith seen this posting and responded immediately. ... "
" ... I contacted the seller and received confirmation next day that a replacement was on the way. ... "
" ... I contacted the seller to get another and without hesitation they mailed out another the same day. ... Couldnt be happier with the product and seller. ... "
Setup
8machine, instructions, easy, took, minutes
+100%
" ... The setup was easy, packaging was discreet, and I’m very satisfied for what I paid for. ... The directions were very easy to follow and i would def take a second to also look into Hismuths other products that are compatible with the machine ... "
" ... Takes about 15 min to assemble -- super easy. ... "
" ... The setup wasn’t complicated at all. ... "
" ... Everything was sealed when we received it, easy to assemble took like 5 minutes. ... "
" ... It's a fairly easy setup, the legs were a bit tough to get through the holes on the machine, but everything else is straight forward. ... "
" ... I got it yesterday and it took about 15 minutes to unpack and assemble. ... "
" ... The machine operated perfectly right out of the box after an easy setup. ... "
For Kids
6sex, wife, best, worry, kids
+100%
" ... Wow, this toy is "the toy of all toys" it will really rock your world WAY beyond any other toy (can't wait to go use it again). ... "
" ... one of my best sex toy purchases. ... "
" ... I look forward to my wife and I getting better acquainted with this toy. ... "
" ... This is going to be a great addition to the toy collection. ... "
" ... The wife and I don't worry if the kids can hear it ... "
" ... Best sex toy ever ... "
Cables
5cable, wires, power, careful, wiring
+80%
-20%
" ... I would strongly suggest anyone who buys this be careful with the wires. ... "
" ... The machine is well built and sturdy and I made sure to plug it in and test that its wiring is properly installed which it was. ... "
" ... The wireless remote is nice but the hardwired control has much finer adjustments and the cable is pretty long. ... "
" ... Quick snapping connector has a great design ... "
Delivery
5received, quickly, box, within, ordered
+80%
-20%
" ... The item was shipped quickly and was packaged very well! ... I really loved that the company reaches out to you to ensure you are satisfied with your items and delivery. ... "
" ... Shipped discreetly to my P.O. ... "
" ... The package arrived quickly in a very discreet box. ... "
" ... Not only did I get a reply within an hour, Niko was able to get it shipped to me within 2 days. ... "
Cleaning
5oil, machine, lay, easy, carpet
+80%
-20%
" ... It's even easy to hide from the cleaner as it comes in a really handy case (good thing cause she's already been traumatized enough by other forgotten items). ... "
" ... It does well on carpet. ... "
" ... Luckily with a microfiber cloth and some thin oil I was able to wipe it off for the most part. ... "
Capacity
4+100%
" ... Never thought I'd own a piece of equipment like this for the bedroom. ... "
" ... All in all, I'd certainly purchase again & it will spice up your bedroom for sure. ... "
" ... This is a great luxury bedroom item. ... "
" ... It is a hit at all the parties we go to! ... "
Power Consumption
4supply, plenty
+75%
-25%
" ... Insane thrusting power. ... "
" ... Let me start off by saying wow, this thing has power! ... "
" ... Well made with plenty of power. ... "
Design
4new, excellent, machine
+75%
-25%
" ... I use the New Design one. ... "
" ... All in all I am happy I went with the New Design Edition because I do enjoy the versatility that you can experience with this model. ... "
" ... The design and construction of this machine are excellent. ... "
For Travel
3case
+100%
" ... Tho what i am impressed with the most is how easy it is to store in its travel case. ... "
" ... I am now going to buy another one for our vacation home. ... "
" ... It's got a nice travel case, but as for a solidly built machine, it's kind of a wiper motor re-purposed. ... "
Cover
3comes, packaged, discreet
+100%
" ... Comes with a handy carrying case with room for a few accessories. ... "
" ... The carrying case was a nice touch to make it easy to store. ... "
Suction
3dildos, suction cups, suction cup attachment, suction cup, glass toys
+100%
" ... The attachment for suction cup dildos works great. ... "
" ... So make sure you purchase the suction cup adapter ($25) and you’re good to go! ... "
" ... First off I would recommend buying the suction cup adapter and using a sealant inside the screw head on it so you can use suction cup dildos with the machine. ... "
Weight
3heavy, unit, first
+100%
" ... This gives the unit its superb weight and mass . ... "
" ... Has a good heavy feel to it. ... "
" ... I was surprised of the weight when we first got it. ... "
Storage
3storage, machine, foam, comes, nice
+100%
" ... Has a nice storage bag. ... "
" ... Comes with a handy carrying case with room for a few accessories. ... "
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