Published onNovember 30, 2017Let's science the sh*t out of Toilet Paper ReviewsToilet Papers. A trivial household item, but impacts our everyday lives. Amazon.com lists over 50 brands of Toilet Papers. With over 9000 product listings, how exactly does one pick the right toilet paper - hopefully in a quantified, scientific way? Reviews can be used to extract topics and sentiment using natural language processing and neural networks. Objective metrics can be calculated for all products and brands to finally arrive at a list of the top options. Read more →